Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.

I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.

by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

condom

A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".

"Damn it, the condom didn't work."

by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith January 31, 2017

Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: “You right”

by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017

condocean

An ocean of condos. Condos as far as the eye can see.

We were following the Honda, but lost it in the condocean of look-alike streets.

by Jay Kay Kaleb June 7, 2018

Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018