computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.

"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."

by Wolvend December 9, 2021

Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.

Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 27, 2023

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Stella-commute

Working from the bar with a Stella Artois in hand.

"I'm not going into the office today; I'm going to Stella-commute."

by AJLaw May 27, 2009

welfare computing

Welfare Computing is interdisciplinary research division of computer science that relates to welfare industry and related machatronics design problems

we research welfare computing problems

by wasantha November 27, 2013