chode

When the male penis is wider than it is in length.

"Wow, look at that man's chode, it is wider than it is long, amazing"

by George Batchelor December 3, 2006

chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

by haneman November 13, 2006

Butt Chode

A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.

What A Fucking Butt Chode.

by James November 9, 2004

Chode

A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded

I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.

by tbhturtle April 4, 2016

chode

a chode is a very wide but short penis.

"did you hear about tori the chode?"

by Dr.H November 8, 2009

Chode

1) a penis more girthsome than it is lengthy.

The Chode was here!

you are a chode

why such a chode?

by jpizzizzle July 7, 2007

chode

a fat, short ,stubby penis

she said he has a chode in them jeans

by clit master June 26, 2008