Palliative Care 

Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.

I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.

Palliative Care by Kevin Andrews April 11, 2009

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living 

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.

I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

Daddy Day Care 

(N.) Another Eddie Murphy flop, much like The Adventures of Pluto Nash and I-Spy. This one has Eddie Murphy and another guy playing Babysitters to a bunch of snot nosed kids. DDC is bad, but not as bad as Pluto Nash or Hulk.

Look for DDC-II to be released in 2004, right after "Pluto Nash 2: Adventure into the Sun!"

Daddy Day Care by G-Union July 30, 2003

Care Bears 

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

Care Bears by Judicus September 30, 2005

Careful of his voodoo. 

A warning to a friend who runs the risk of arguing or feuding with with someone obviously smarter, more talented, or dangerous to them.

Matt wants you to go to the skate park with him? Yo, careful of his voodoo.

Ryan keeps sending snakes to my house. I'm trying be very careful of his voodoo.

Careful of his voodoo. by Maat_Himself September 27, 2011

care fatigue 

n. When you get sick of caring about something because it's emotionally exhausting.

I have care fatigue from trying to fix a thing and seeing all efforts being incredibly unsuccessful or hijacked by others.

care fatigue by David Caruso RIFT July 15, 2011

Care Parade 

When more than one nurse pushes their medication cart down the hallway of the hospital ward

There went the care parade to live the dream of saving lives.

Care Parade by pmedic January 27, 2012