Caroline

A girl who struts ass better than anyone in the world

Sam: What's that Caroline doing?
Alex: Oh, she's over there strutting ass.
Sam: Pretty epic!
Alex: Yeah she does it better than ANYONE. She is a champion, she goes hard in the paint, she's durilis!

by Old Man STA December 15, 2010

cOlIn PoweLL

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

by Marty October 22, 2003

Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

Carolina Canopener

When your fucking a girl, rite before your about to bust, you shove it in there ass.

jane: omg! i cant even walk staight after last night!

Bob: Why?

Jane: Because joe gave me the most amazing carolina canopener last night!!

Bob: What the hell is that?

Jane: you dont wanna know.

by thatgirlyouwishyouknew October 15, 2009

Colin-oscopy

n. When an English teacher named Colin grades an essay harshly.

Damn, Mr. Steigleder gave me a routine Colin-oscopy on my Junior Thesis paper.

by Purell444 January 22, 2014

Colin

Colin, Colin is an amazing person with a great personality, but is quite insane and will make you bleed when messing with him, he has a hard shell and soft vented whence you meet him you’ll forgot you didn’t even know him, has an amazing musical talent most likely rock n roll instruments and has the ability to make you go from laughing to crying. Colin is absolutely beautiful and never admits it always saying they’re ugly, blue eyes and brown hair will stick by your side when needed, talks to friends but shy around others, he’s not the person you want to mess with and if you cross straws and tick him off, remember to run or bleed

Person 1: why are you in hospital?
Person 2: I made fun of Colin
Person 1: make sense

by Theboyes August 3, 2018

Caroline

down to earth and she’s always there for her friends even if it’s 3am in the morning. She usually controls herself when she drinks but when she doesn’t she ends up laying on some stairs but she is a funny drunk person. She dislikes drama but it seems like she is cursed because drama always finds her. She seems like a strong person to everyone but what y’all don’t know is that she has a shit ton of break downs because of all the stuff she has to deal with. If you ask her for an opinion you can count on an honest and brutal one because she will tell you what she thinks even though it might not be what you want to hear. She doesn’t have a lot friends even though it might seem like that because she is very picky. She also rather likes to hangout with girls than boys therefore she only has a few girl friends. She loves her boyfriend and he loves her too, unconditionally.

1: damn I wanna get w that chick
2: issa Caroline

by givememoney May 21, 2018