When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022
by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 02, 2019
The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.
by Nut in it March 12, 2021
by yowhatup1279 November 22, 2021
when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
by Fck lil pump August 28, 2021
Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020
Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
Alex the british girl is lame.
by Feania May 15, 2023