LazyWasTaken's definitions

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by LazyWasTaken July 13, 2023

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023

Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!

go play pizza tower demo 0

“Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!”
Player: GOD DAMMIT

by LazyWasTaken February 2, 2024

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by LazyWasTaken July 14, 2023

Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it

Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*

by LazyWasTaken July 20, 2023