12 definitions by LazyWasTaken

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by LazyWasTaken July 13, 2023

Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it

Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*

by LazyWasTaken July 21, 2023

Threek

When a fork only has three prongs, this also works with Twoks and Oneks

Larry: why does this fork have 3 prongs?
Gerry: you mean a threek

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!

go play pizza tower demo 0

“Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!”
Player: GOD DAMMIT

by LazyWasTaken February 2, 2024

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by LazyWasTaken July 15, 2023

Catnap

William Afton cat with really bad breath

guy1: is catnap the son of jax and cartoon cat
guy2:please stfu

by LazyWasTaken February 3, 2024