Juice Galaxy

The best fever dream steam game

Guy1: have you played Juice Galaxy?
Guy2: my brother in Christ what the fuck is that
Guy1: fever dream the game
Guy2: ah

by LazyWasTaken February 02, 2024

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023

Threek

When a fork only has three prongs, this also works with Twoks and Oneks

Larry: why does this fork have 3 prongs?
Gerry: you mean a threek

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by LazyWasTaken July 13, 2023

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024

baby boo plays with tiny toes

fits in tiny teacup

baby boo plays with tiny toes fits in tiny teacup

Guy2: dunks into the river

by LazyWasTaken July 17, 2023

😊

Probably the most passive aggressive emoji

Guy: *literally acts like a douchebag and verbally abuses*
Girl: I’ll let you know that’s fucked up, I’m going to block you, and now hopefully you’ll understand you’re a piece of shit bitch 😊

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023