british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023

Threek

When a fork only has three prongs, this also works with Twoks and Oneks

Larry: why does this fork have 3 prongs?
Gerry: you mean a threek

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by LazyWasTaken July 13, 2023

Juice Galaxy

The best fever dream steam game

Guy1: have you played Juice Galaxy?
Guy2: my brother in Christ what the fuck is that
Guy1: fever dream the game
Guy2: ah

by LazyWasTaken February 02, 2024

Catnap

William Afton cat with really bad breath

guy1: is catnap the son of jax and cartoon cat
guy2:please stfu

by LazyWasTaken February 03, 2024