baby boo plays with tiny toes fits in tiny teacup

Guy2: dunks into the river
by LazyWasTaken July 18, 2023
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Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire
by LazyWasTaken July 15, 2023
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Catnap

guy1: is catnap the son of jax and cartoon cat
guy2:please stfu
by LazyWasTaken February 03, 2024
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Mashy Spike Plate

Holmes vs Morarty…
Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!
by LazyWasTaken February 18, 2024
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Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
by LazyWasTaken July 06, 2023
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Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it
Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*
by LazyWasTaken July 21, 2023
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