LazyWasTaken's definitions

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-

Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire

by LazyWasTaken July 14, 2023

Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!

go play pizza tower demo 0

“Uh Oh, Here Comes The Noise!”
Player: GOD DAMMIT

by LazyWasTaken February 2, 2024

Flabershamamagastered

a level of flabbergasted beyond the range of humanity itself

Person1: squeezes lemon into drink
Person2:

Person1: eats lemon, skin and all, then eats another one without even flinching
Person2: *and at that moment I was Flabershamamagastered*

by LazyWasTaken July 13, 2023

baby boo plays with tiny toes

fits in tiny teacup

baby boo plays with tiny toes fits in tiny teacup

Guy2: dunks into the river

by LazyWasTaken July 17, 2023