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Mashy Spike Plate

Holmes vs Morarty…
Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!
by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024
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Catnap

guy1: is catnap the son of jax and cartoon cat
guy2:please stfu
by LazyWasTaken February 3, 2024
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british people

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA
by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023
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Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023
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Oh Oh, Oh Hi There!

WELCOME TO MY HOOKER PALACE-
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Welcome to my hooker palace!
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Please don’t leave, I have no friends :(
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! Let’s go camping, lemme touch ya
Oh Oh, Oh Hi There! HAHA, I tied you up!

Guy1: damn this shit fire
by LazyWasTaken July 14, 2023
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😊

Guy: *literally acts like a douchebag and verbally abuses*
Girl: I’ll let you know that’s fucked up, I’m going to block you, and now hopefully you’ll understand you’re a piece of shit bitch 😊
by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023
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