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Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
Best Fake Friends by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011
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lol this isn't google why are you searching this
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Slang for Boss. An accolade and honorable statement between friends.
Oliver: I got a 20 kill-streak in that last game
Sam: You're a Bess!
Bess by Roger_Rabbit May 3, 2013

bestiphilia

"I can't believe you made the mistake of looking up bestiphilia instead of beastiphilia," said newtdecay.
bestiphilia by newtdecay January 14, 2008

bestfriendship 

bestfriendship is something that you and your go to gal(s)/guy(s) and you can tell them anything. it is like somthing that you cannot do with just any friends...only your best friends{notice the word"bestfriendship}
OMG! Sam and Mallory have a very strong bestfriendship; they are like sisters!
bestfriendship by Samzyboo December 25, 2008

best practice 

An invented term by corporate management to describe one person's solution to a work task or process as 'revolutionary' or so unique that one is required to share this 'practice' with others at work.

The politically correct and corporate accepted term used to require folks to gather together in a time wasting meeting so the expenditures can be justified to senior management.
The agenda for tomorrow's meeting is to share best practices.
best practice by jellybean8731 September 23, 2009

best friends 

people in the world who lighten your every move and u miss more than words say when u are not together
han, taz and jen
best friends by she devil September 21, 2003