The Basic Bitch Manifesto

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.

Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

by lizzzardking November 21, 2021

acil basil

A trans man who is a basil banger.

Yoyo i'm acil basil want ta come to ma weddin and w=see me marry some basil

by LIZbiz522 January 24, 2022

naruhina basically

Hinata: I love you!

Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!

Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!

Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!

Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!

Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!

Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...

Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!

Naruto: Heh heh...

Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You too?

Naruto: Hokage Hinata!

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!

Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!

Hinata: Baka!

Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!

Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

this is naruhina basically

by Drapen August 27, 2022

Badwater Basin

POV: You just searched up the definition of 'UrbanDictionary' and then you went to the definition of 'Shark', then you wanted to see how deep it goes so you searched up 'shawrk', Then you continued to search and looked up 'Badwater Basin'

The Badwater Basin is a Basin in Death Valley America. It is known for being the deepest place in North America

"Wow. I didn't know that Badwater Basin was the lowest point in N America"
"Neither did I, I'm still bored though"
"you know what happens when you're bored?"
" my s̲y̲n̲a̲p̲s̲e̲s̲ ̲w̲e̲a̲k̲e̲n̲"
"..."
"..."
"Nerd"

by Night owl103 March 14, 2023

Canberra Basic

Canberra Basic describes a proportion of the young women who live in Canberra (the capital city of Australia) and think Canberra is the centre of the world. They will follow whatever they think is popular and go to places just to be seen there. If you meet at least 2 of the following criteria, you are Canberra basic:

1) Own a Kathmandu puffer jacket
2) Go out to Braddon 2 or more times a week
3) Do F45 classes
4) Own, or want to own, any kind of Audi car
5) Use the words “defs” or “totes”.

I was going to ask her out but I talked to her and she's so Canberra Basic.

by Bjorn McPherson September 10, 2023

dealer name basis

When two potheads smoke together enough times to learn the names of each other's dealers

Ya after those bowls last night, Rick and I are now on a dealer name basis

by Houghton Mifflin Books April 17, 2011

Above the Basic

10 steps ahead of the "Basic Bitches".
Basic meaning regular, or fake women hopping on every bandwagon.

"Females stay jockin, I'm above the basic"

by TumblrAnonymous August 5, 2012