turd bomber

A person that sits on a toilet and talks into his hand as if it were a cb radio and calls in an air strike right before spewing diarrhea out of his rectum like a fire hydrant that just got ran over by a crack head spews water.

Jack: Last night I was taking a shit and called in an air strike on a spider that fell in the toilet.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.

by jackisblackandhasanasianpenis September 6, 2013

comment bomber

Someone who ruins the happy mojo you felt when your picture was taken by commenting negatively about it later on facebook.

Hey Fiona, wasn't that a great time we had at the Street Art Festival, all those awesome street murals and the soulful popsicles?

Yeah, it WAS great until Skippy was a comment bomber on our facebook picture we posted from there.

by Firemoth September 16, 2013

Belton Bomber

Charlie Pett who blew up a iphone.

DAAMMMNNNN shit get down the Belton Bomber is here.

by Gyp612 May 20, 2016

get bobbelurt

a very bad thing that can happen to the human body. whenever you think of bobbelur you get bobbelurt, be careful

person 1: GET BOBBELURT!!!
person 2: oh no!
person 1: get rekt!! lolololo
person 2: wait you are thinking about him too, right?
person 1: oh no!

by bobbelur February 8, 2021

wobler boblers

an act of incest along two family members or more

hey Jim
hey mark
you gonna join in on the wobler boblers tonight?
nah man that's gross wtf

by getchokd May 23, 2021

the brown bomber

Someone who shits on you while in bed mostly in bdms type situations

That chick is the brown bomber in bed

by Frankthehotdog June 21, 2015

The Suicide Bomber

A sexual act where a woman twists a man's balls and it hold in cum until she releases her grip and there is an explosion of cum

Ellie gave me the suicide bomber last night and I filmed it and put it on our only fans

by Blonde_Pubes696969 February 26, 2022