Awkward Crab

Is a hand motion similar to awkward turtle, employed when an awkward situation arises. Depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward crab is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward, bent slightly at the knuckle, and by moving the thumbs alternating upward and downward.

Speaker 1: Want to get coffee sometime?
Speaker 2: No thanks
Speaker 1: *awkward crab*

by Rinsky May 6, 2011

Awkward Submarine

Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.

Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."

by pseudophilia June 9, 2011

awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.

- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!

by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011

awkward dominic

the act of fisting a girl (that is standing:legs apart) anally and sucking your cum out of her vagina while she is urinating.

"if i wasnt so drunk, i wouldnt have performed an awkward dominic with her

by gerald setricinetlz October 21, 2011

awkward dominoes

Falling in the shower on top of others.

Wanna play awkward dominoes?

by the6rayspider May 16, 2014

Awkward

You don't know the meaning until you've met this man... :-{o

Pre-calc is an awkward class. I heard the teacher is awkwardly lovable. #bible

by Jeph Russl May 21, 2014

awkward

awkward
ˈɔ kwəd/Submit
adjective
1.
causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with.
"some awkward questions"
synonyms: difficult, tricky; More
2.
causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.
"he had put her in a very awkward position"
synonyms: embarrassing, uncomfortable, unpleasant, delicate, ticklish, tricky, sensitive, problematic, problematical, troublesome, perplexing, thorny, vexatious; More

ive kissed many of girls in my time - jamie ***** this is an example of an awkward person

by an awkward person May 20, 2016