Pinocchio Anus 

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

Pinocchio Anus by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011

My anus 

A butthole

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!

My anus by JOKER10xd September 4, 2017

mason jar anus 

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

mason jar anus by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? 

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

brutal anus fingerbang 

During gay sex, you initialize the anus by using warm based lubricants to sooth the rectum. when the other male is ready you stick anything and everything up your gay partners ass.

Johnny- "hey bobby, how about you grab the K-Y, and start massaging my anus so we can be intrigued by the brutal anus fingerbang."
bobby- "OKAY!!"

brutal anus fingerbang by chris loveless January 15, 2007

Bang-anus 

Synonomus to Kick-ass but much more fun to use. Do not use around gay guys as confusion and accidental suprise rape could accure.

Its bang-anus!

That car is Bang-anus!

I have Bang-anus tatooed on my fingers!

Bang-anus by Todd Minner March 12, 2005

penis anus 

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

penis anus by Phil January 16, 2004