wafflehouse

the greatest fucking breakfast place ever, open 24-7, breakfast all day, good shit

-I went to the Wafflehouse for breakfast.
-Why didn't you fucking call me, I would've woken up for the god damn Wafflehouse.

by been jammin August 26, 2005

blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

The waffle house has found its new host

A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."

Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."

by marioehehehe January 24, 2023

Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009

Canadian Waffle

When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.

Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.

by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008

Blue Waffle

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...

Facebook Chat:

Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...

by Heugh G. Reckshun March 25, 2010

waffle top

n. a girl with saggy tits that were believed to be firm until her bra came off. most likely the result of breastfeeding. very common in strip clubs where meth is prevalaent.

Shiela revealed herself to be a waffle top and much flopping ensued.

by papapoopoo September 2, 2004