wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

a turkey

to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up

A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.

by Trev1979 August 14, 2009

making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

turkeyneck

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

by The Phantom August 4, 2003

turkey jack

wood sap

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"

by junebug December 2, 2003

Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

Turkey Quesadilla

A woman's vagina. The female Labia.

Yeah I was eatin' that turkey quesadilla for hours last night! wooooo weeee

by AmandJackBood June 10, 2010