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Viagra Triangle

A sub set of the "Rush Street" nightlife district on Chicago's Near North Side. So named for the abundance of mostly-affluent older men who frequent the local bars, and the "triangle" where State and Rush Streets come together (with East Bellevue Street being the base of the triangle, anchored by Gibson's restaurant, the unofficial headquarters).

The gentle ecosystem of the Viagra Triangle could not exist without a fully-stocked pond of anxious, and artificially infertile females. Seven years prior she may have been called a "Trixie" in and around Lincoln Park, but with an East Bank membership, a Platinum card of her own, and several upgrades to the base Lexus, she is looking for more, while her looks and latest Botox treatment hold out).

Though, claimed as fact in other definitions, it is extremely rare to see participants in the Viagra Triangle scene parking their behinds, much less their Flying Spurs and 911s, anywhere south of Oak Street or North of Cedar. The important, and notable exception is when the bars in the triangle close, and he has not yet sealed the deal. In such cases, overtime must be played at The Lodge on Division Street, which is open til every bit of 4AM during the week and 5AM on the weekends ("if three bottles of Cristal have not done the job, maybe a few PBRs will," is the thinking).
Seriously, guy, you're never going to get anywhere with the chicks in the Viagra Triangle, they all require a personal financial statement before sitting down.
by ChicagoMike September 9, 2008
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Joey Tribbiani

The greatest character in television history popularized on the classic television show Friends.

1)n. a senseless act of stupidity
2)n. making an absurd sexual advance
3)adj. an expression of great confusion
1,2. He just pulled a Joey Tribbiani.
3. The look on his face was that of Joey Tribbiani.
by Bam May 22, 2004
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trihexual

having or conveying sexual arousal from the stimulation of trihex's actions in speedrunning and or performing while speedrunning on stream.
Siglemic became trihexual after viewing trihex's latest stream.
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Party trick

Something that is cool, but completely has no practical use
"Have you seen Tom's party trick? H ed can down 5 beers in 10 seconds."
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trigglypuff

The nickname of a totally obnoxious social justice warrior who had a meltdown during a speech on political correctness at UMass. Portmanteau of triggered and Jigglypuff.
Thanks to Trigglypuff's obnoxious behavior in shouting down the speakers, a new Internet meme has been born.
by AntiPCWoman May 21, 2016
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float trip

Once springtime hits in Missouri, it is time to take a float trip. This involves floating down a river in a canoe, raft, or inner tube. You pay a relatively cheap price for your floating device and then you're off! Most people fill up coolers with beer and shots and actually pay for a separate inner tube to use for floating the beverages. If you live anywhere in St. Louis, you've been on a float trip!
"Hey, let's get a group together for a float trip this weekend!"
by Tunsa May 2, 2008
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trippie redd

hes the fuckin goat dont sleep on him 1400/800

best songs: stoves on the 14th, in too deep, can you rap like me, tr666, wish, diamond minds, love scars, hell rain ect.
hey you heard of trippie redd?!
of course that nigga da goat no cap
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