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iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.
I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!
by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012
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Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.
Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010
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Touch of the tism

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.
Britt has a touch of the tism.
by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023
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Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
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Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently
My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?
by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019
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Ginger Touch

Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are
-Someone breaks something

-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”
by Drewdepo July 22, 2019
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