A little magical fairy that lives in the toilet and summons one whenever one may need to drop the duece. Different people most likely have their own fairy because it is very unlikely the toilet fairy can be everywhere at once, she's not F'n Santy Clause.
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"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007
Get the toilet fairy mug.Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
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by roflbot69 June 30, 2009
Get the toilet cobra mug.The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.
Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.
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Get the Toilet paper mug.The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
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Get the courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) mug.When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet
I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker
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