tainort

Noun. An activity which is not a real sport. For example, golf, cheerleading, croquet, NASCAR, eating contests, etc.

Golf is gay, it's not even a real sport. It's a tainort.

Da'fuq cheerleading, you're nothing but a tainort.

tainort by Axedropper May 12, 2017

taint stripe 

The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.

It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.

taint stripe by Beerisgasoline May 16, 2017

Taint shank 

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.

Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.

Taint shank by jenksk9 May 17, 2017

Tainticle 

The area on scrotum that is between the cock and balls, similar in nature the the taint, but much smaller.

My tainticle seems to be the sweatiest part of my balls. It's got it's own microclimate in there!

Tainticle by Shadodeon May 28, 2017

taint dome 

Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)

Go wash up you have a taint dome

taint dome by Mjat July 5, 2017

taint booger 

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

taint booger by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

taiben 

The sexiest human being in the world. He is great at any thing. He cares about every human being. He does not discriminate against other people. Did I mention a babe😍. He is kind and gives to other people. He is a city boy with beautiful brown eyes. If you need someone, he will be there. He tries to avoid drama as much as possible. But when it comes down to drama he ignores it. He loves being outdoors. He's a great mountain biker and soccer player and skier. He's an amazing person. And I cannot forget that his muscles are bigger than the world.

Watch out because he's a fierce human being and no one will get in his way.

He's very compassionate about what he does and has very big dreams is set aside for him in the future.

Now that's a Taiben.

taiben by Taiben04 May 1, 2018