The sexiest human being in the world. He is great at any thing. He cares about every human being. He does not discriminate against other people. Did I mention a babe😍. He is kind and gives to other people. He is a city boy with beautiful brown eyes. If you need someone, he will be there. He tries to avoid drama as much as possible. But when it comes down to drama he ignores it. He loves being outdoors. He's a great mountain biker and soccer player and skier. He's an amazing person. And I cannot forget that his muscles are bigger than the world.
Watch out because he's a fierce human being and no one will get in his way.
He's very compassionate about what he does and has very big dreams is set aside for him in the future.
Watch out because he's a fierce human being and no one will get in his way.
He's very compassionate about what he does and has very big dreams is set aside for him in the future.
Now that's a Taiben.
by Taiben04 May 1, 2018
Get the taiben mug.A man-sized dinosaur who plays a keyboard (or other annoying electronic instrument) in an attempt to bond with the other dinosaurs, who are blatantly cooler than him. Unfortunately, the Tibenorous only eats pony shaped foods (mainly potatoes carved into the aforementioned shape), making it repulsive to the other dinosaurs.
In effect, anybody trying to claw their way up the social ladder can be compared to a Tibenorous.
In effect, anybody trying to claw their way up the social ladder can be compared to a Tibenorous.
Nerd: Hey Cassandra, I just bought a new battling robot. Would you like to come and see it?
*Nerd secretly jizzes in pants at mention of robots*
Cheerleader (to other cheerleader friends): OMG! He is such a friggin' Tibenorous! I literally want to cut myself right now. This is more painful than when Paul donkey punched me last night...
*Nerd secretly jizzes in pants at mention of robots*
Cheerleader (to other cheerleader friends): OMG! He is such a friggin' Tibenorous! I literally want to cut myself right now. This is more painful than when Paul donkey punched me last night...
by JellyfishLicker April 27, 2012
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2. Native to "the booth" the wild Taben always has a minimum of three knives on hand at all times. Also known as homo ninjasian this is a rare being that should you find one in the wild offer it a handful of goldfish and it shall gladly befriend you.
3. An amazing guy, sexually enthraling and gentle every aspect ,with a smile that could melt a woman, the legendary "perfect man". Only one has been recorded to this date.
2. Native to "the booth" the wild Taben always has a minimum of three knives on hand at all times. Also known as homo ninjasian this is a rare being that should you find one in the wild offer it a handful of goldfish and it shall gladly befriend you.
3. An amazing guy, sexually enthraling and gentle every aspect ,with a smile that could melt a woman, the legendary "perfect man". Only one has been recorded to this date.
by hyrulian child April 1, 2013
Get the Taben mug.avril lavignes best friend and ex gutair player . very hot,funny and talented.Is working on his Album
by avrilhatesaresolameandralllosers June 11, 2006
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"so this woman stumbles into a bar...and she goes up to the bar, flops down on a stool and yells "TARBENDER!! BRING ME A MARTUNI!" and he is like "ok lady.." and brings her a martini and she slams it back, slams the glass back on the bar and kinda sways there for a minute. after a while she leans forward, slamming her hand down on the bar and yells drunkedly "Tar..TARBEnDER! Tarbender come over here! BRING ME ANOTHER MARTUNI!!" and he is like "okay lady..." and brings her another martini. she slams it back.. sways drunkenly for another few minutes.. after a little while she leans forward on the bar gesturing wildly and then hollers "t...Tarb. TARBENDER!! ...ender..Tarb.. TArBEnDER!!! COME OVER HERE!! Tarbender, you make the WORST MARTUNIS in the WORLD! they gave me heartburn." So the bartender is like "Look lady. First of all its 'bartender' not 'tarbender.' Second, its 'martini' not 'martuni.' And third you don't have heart burn, your tit is in the ashtry."
"so this woman stumbles into a bar...and she goes up to the bar, flops down on a stool and yells "TARBENDER!! BRING ME A MARTUNI!" and he is like "ok lady.." and brings her a martini and she slams it back, slams the glass back on the bar and kinda sways there for a minute. after a while she leans forward, slamming her hand down on the bar and yells drunkedly "Tar..TARBEnDER! Tarbender come over here! BRING ME ANOTHER MARTUNI!!" and he is like "okay lady..." and brings her another martini. she slams it back.. sways drunkenly for another few minutes.. after a little while she leans forward on the bar gesturing wildly and then hollers "t...Tarb. TARBENDER!! ...ender..Tarb.. TArBEnDER!!! COME OVER HERE!! Tarbender, you make the WORST MARTUNIS in the WORLD! they gave me heartburn." So the bartender is like "Look lady. First of all its 'bartender' not 'tarbender.' Second, its 'martini' not 'martuni.' And third you don't have heart burn, your tit is in the ashtry."
you are drunk at a bar.. the bartender is far away and ingnoring you (with good reason) so you yell "tarbender! hey tarbender!" (and hope he doen't spit in your beer...)
by tarbender February 4, 2005
Get the tarbender mug.A taihenge (たいへんゲー - taihen, Japanese for rough + game) describes a game that is janky, unpolished, and usually unpopular, that is still beloved by a niche community. A taihenge is not to the extremes of kusoge, but still is not considered a good/great game by most people.
The term was developed in the English-speaking world to combat the overabundant misuse of the word kusoge outside of Japan for any game that is a little rough around the edges, especially when it came to early games in a genre that did not yet have any of the staple features and core gameplay cemented, as well as experimental games and budget indie titles. The word and concept is slowly seeing adoption internationally, including in Japan.
The term was developed in the English-speaking world to combat the overabundant misuse of the word kusoge outside of Japan for any game that is a little rough around the edges, especially when it came to early games in a genre that did not yet have any of the staple features and core gameplay cemented, as well as experimental games and budget indie titles. The word and concept is slowly seeing adoption internationally, including in Japan.
This girl told me she was a connoisseur of kusoge but it turned out nothing she played was all that terrible. I'd classify them as taihenge at worst.
by Ninja Rap May 26, 2022
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Taijen has all the boys following her and mostly only plays with them. She has a very nice personality and loves sports!
Taijen is very pretty and loves to do anything. She is a bit shy but still loves to be around others.
Taijen has brown hair and brown/ yellow eyes. She has a smile that everyone falls in love with! You’d be super lucky to be her friend.
She has no enemies and only good friends. She is strong, independent, and very jolly!
Taijen has all the boys following her and mostly only plays with them. She has a very nice personality and loves sports!
Taijen is very pretty and loves to do anything. She is a bit shy but still loves to be around others.
Taijen has brown hair and brown/ yellow eyes. She has a smile that everyone falls in love with! You’d be super lucky to be her friend.
She has no enemies and only good friends. She is strong, independent, and very jolly!
by Utah123 December 8, 2018
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