Jurkin the Turkey
Jurkin the Turkey by jurktheturk May 9, 2022
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turkey
Noun: A person who looks very self-fullfilled. A turkey carries a stature and facial expression that indicates they must masterbate several times a day. In some rare cases, teacher turkeys have been known to masterbate, throw up in their mouth and teach at the same time. Disturbing YES, but one must be aware of the turkeys that surround them at all times. Turkeys come in all shapes and sizes, but usually they have a grin on their face, and hands in their pockets. Turkeys are very confident even if they are slurring. This slang word turkey can be dated back to the year 2001.
turkey
(I'm sorry because of my poor English)
Turkey is a very beautiful land, where is wished to have by greek and armenian. when the first turkish people came to Anatolia(1071), there weren't any Greece or Armenia. There was only Roman empire. Turks took the land from Byzantium. and they did same thing, what Roman empire did. instead of Christianity conveyed Islam. But not use the same method. In Roman empire almost all people had to be christian. on the other hand in Ottoman empire the greek and armenian could live as christians after 600 years.(Greeks don't like Turks empires, but they are proud of Alexander the great and Roman empire.) Those days Europe was in the middle age. Turks brought the science and culture of east to the Europe. Europe had forgotten their old greek philosopher and learned again from Arabic. then Europe became modern, scientific and powerful, and began to colonize the world. the Ottoman empire were no more powerful and scientific and finished his time like the Roman empire, and was collapsed by Atatürk and Turks like the Roman empire. Now Turks had to fight against colonization, and won the war against England, Greece, French, Italy and Ottoman empire. Most of These loser lands don't like the Turks. The Greece want to the west Turkey, Armenia want to the east, and for 20 years because of the Europe's will the Kurds want to take southeast Turkey. Turks have lived for almost 1000 year in Anatolia, and here is their Home. If all people should go, where their grandfather came, then all people should go to the Africa, from where the first human came. These all are now past. The age of wars must be finished. We must learn to live together. Peace in Home, Peace in The world(Atatürk).
Turkey is a very beautiful land, where is wished to have by greek and armenian. when the first turkish people came to Anatolia(1071), there weren't any Greece or Armenia. There was only Roman empire. Turks took the land from Byzantium. and they did same thing, what Roman empire did. instead of Christianity conveyed Islam. But not use the same method. In Roman empire almost all people had to be christian. on the other hand in Ottoman empire the greek and armenian could live as christians after 600 years.(Greeks don't like Turks empires, but they are proud of Alexander the great and Roman empire.) Those days Europe was in the middle age. Turks brought the science and culture of east to the Europe. Europe had forgotten their old greek philosopher and learned again from Arabic. then Europe became modern, scientific and powerful, and began to colonize the world. the Ottoman empire were no more powerful and scientific and finished his time like the Roman empire, and was collapsed by Atatürk and Turks like the Roman empire. Now Turks had to fight against colonization, and won the war against England, Greece, French, Italy and Ottoman empire. Most of These loser lands don't like the Turks. The Greece want to the west Turkey, Armenia want to the east, and for 20 years because of the Europe's will the Kurds want to take southeast Turkey. Turks have lived for almost 1000 year in Anatolia, and here is their Home. If all people should go, where their grandfather came, then all people should go to the Africa, from where the first human came. These all are now past. The age of wars must be finished. We must learn to live together. Peace in Home, Peace in The world(Atatürk).
turkey tap
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
turkey tap by TomBalls February 22, 2008
Word of the Day on June 11, 2016
Turkey
The term used for an Asian/Indian to describe their image; clothes, accent,posture, general look.
male -
what they may wear:-
- hoodies
- tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks
- diamond earring in both ears
female -
what they may wear:-
- lots of fake jewelery
- fake designer bags; louis vuitton
- slick back hair or straight hair, side parting
- strong smelling perfume
quotes that they may use:-
- "init"
- "safe dan"
- "wagwan"
- "on a level brooo"
- "skeeen blad"
- "jahhnoo"
- "wah you sayinn"
- "bumting"
- "dat gyal is droo"
- "braaap"
The term turkey was founded by me when i once found a bunch of "turkeys" on a corner prancing around, hence looking like a turkey. you may also find them in parks, alley ways, farms?? keep aware!!
they usually refer themselves to gangsters
in other words turkey is another word for "twat"
male -
what they may wear:-
- hoodies
- tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks
- diamond earring in both ears
female -
what they may wear:-
- lots of fake jewelery
- fake designer bags; louis vuitton
- slick back hair or straight hair, side parting
- strong smelling perfume
quotes that they may use:-
- "init"
- "safe dan"
- "wagwan"
- "on a level brooo"
- "skeeen blad"
- "jahhnoo"
- "wah you sayinn"
- "bumting"
- "dat gyal is droo"
- "braaap"
The term turkey was founded by me when i once found a bunch of "turkeys" on a corner prancing around, hence looking like a turkey. you may also find them in parks, alley ways, farms?? keep aware!!
they usually refer themselves to gangsters
in other words turkey is another word for "twat"
example in the definition turkey
Turkey by randy random :D May 29, 2009
wild turkey
The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.
wild turkey by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006