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The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)
"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
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jump on the grenade 

to fuck an annoying girl that would otherwise be "cock-blocking" on a friend of yours
This fat fucking bitch was runnin' intereference on my boy, and I had to jump on that nasty ass grenade. Luckily, she sucked a mean dick
jump on the grenade by biggle January 31, 2003
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The Godfather 

First of all-holy crap. Can I be the first one to actually write a definition about this? Second, on to the definition. The Godfather is a brilliant movie about American-Italian gangsters (not gangstas) and their life. If you haven't watched it (surprise) I won't ruin it for you I'll just say that it's number 1 on theIMDB charts.

It's based on a novel by Mario Puzo. On Metacritic it has an average of 100.
The Godfather by Serminigo June 11, 2006

the gutter 

Where young trey is from. also known as the hood or the ghetto. usually used when referring to a hard place where poor people live.
"B*itch im from the gutter!"- Young trey @_trevaunnn on IG

the great indoorsman 

A person who stays inside Harry's Chocolate Shop (A bar at Purdue University) from open (11:30am) to close (3:00am). Harry's Chocolate Shop is the home of the saying "Go Ugly Early"... a saying used to get into the former speakeasy in the basement.
The aeros at purdue organized an event and many became considered the great indoorsman.
the great indoorsman by peacedout December 7, 2010

I wanna be the guy

IWBTG is a very hard video game where everything can and will try to kill y- *SPLAT*

GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
I just died again on I Wanna Be The Guy.
I wanna be the guy by Edrobot August 28, 2009

The Guiteau

Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
Damn, once that nigga did The Guiteau, it was a wrap, he got her cell number and her social.
The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005