Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

Sweater

Pet name / nickname used by, or given to, a very cute girl. Someone with this name is pretty, sweet, usually a nerd, and an amazing friend or parnter. They also tend to be much shorter than you.

Derived from "Undone - The Sweater Song" by Weezer.

person1: I met this amazing girl online, her name's Sweater. I think she might like me... c:

by I Don't Like Birds November 22, 2022

sweater

A person who perspires a lot during intercourse.

I got a sweater for Christmas, I was hoping for screamer or a moaner.

by BoerSlangMan November 28, 2022

Sweater Neck

The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck

That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope

by Zacairy May 31, 2023

Sweateran

1) A person who wears heavy sweaters when it’s above 70 degrees outside.

2) A person who has been wearing sweaters consistently for more than 20 seasons.

Melissa is such a Sweateran, wearing that American flag sweater to the July 4th picnic.

by Crispy Criteria November 8, 2023

sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts

I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024