Shrekpuss

The babymaker of a Shrekified broad.

Yo bro.. Michelle tried to give me some of that shrekpuss but I said dead that noise!

by jkid11 April 18, 2011

Shrekapottimus

A person who upon first glance appears to have all the commons traits of:
·The Walt Disney Character 'Shrek'
·A hippopotamus
·and a Human female

Lad 1: F**kin ell mate, look at the ears on that...

Lad 2: Chuff me... have ya seen the arse on it n'all?

Lad 1: What ya lookin' at her arse for?

Lad 2: Can't miss that... but you can have her

Lad 1: No chance, the Shrekapottimus is yours!

Lad 2: Get a pint in.

by TayUK August 9, 2006

Shrek

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

shrekie

master of the n00bz... the one who rule your asses fuckheadz... the big bald green... ub3R L33T...irc jedi... beer devourer... finlandia drinker... totaly cool !

one day i will be so shrekie

by HABEEB September 1, 2003

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

Mahi Sureka

A very pretty white girl who's also very kind and might as well be the most smart and hardworking person you've ever met. Kinda introverted until she becomes close to you after which she doesn't stop talking. Very helpful to people who need help and doesn't pay attention to people who're irritating.

person 1: Yo that girl's so smart and hardworking
person 2: Must be a Mahi Sureka

by msd-fan April 16, 2024

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015