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Shrek
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Bitter
white guy
with
shaved head
working as a
short order cook
in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.
Ever try to
talk to
that guy
? Don't. He's a real
Shrek
.
Shrek
by
Preebles
June 11, 2008
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