stalker

1. someone who hacks EVERYONES computer
2. someone who bugs peoples phones
3. someone who drives around peoples place of residency

who's the stalker?

by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015

Stalker Walk

The way a person walks as they attempt to creep on you...from in front of you, in full view.

I can totally see you trying to creep on me...you're doing the 'Stalker Walk.'

by movieholic92 January 14, 2011

Corner Stander

a human being of either sex standing on a street corner ready to get paid 20 bucks for 20 minutes (if you know what i mean)

Jezel-hey Ayo, did you visit the corner stander I told you was the best price for a good quality time?
Ayo-Hell yeah man, that guy was totally worth the money i spent, thanks for hooking me up with him.
Jezel-no prob

by LRGII January 31, 2009

status stalker

To stalk someones status posted on a famous site i.e twitter facebook or myspace..

hay dude have you seen that status posted of statusstalker.com

status stalker

by gawdz November 22, 2009

Stalemate

When you are playing human chess *See human chess* and after a continuation of human chess moves, you both decide to stop moving and try to give the other person a chance to go though and it ends up feeling Very very akward. Also it may get you to end up playing Human chess again! And Again See Human Chess

Me: I hate playing Human chess!! when its at a stalemate it feels so damn akward!

by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009

stalker

(noun)
1. a person who follows you 2. a person that is so creepy and obsessive that you think they might stalk you. 3. Emily Brianna Baker 4. Someone who finds out your schedule and doesn't have every class with you

-Dude, is that your stalker?
-Yeah, I found them in my bushes last night.

-Ugh, he is so creepy.
-STALKER!

-Ugh, she looks just like a stalker. Look at her by locker 356.

-She found out my schedule under the pretense of a joke!
-What a stalker!

by NotGrace February 1, 2009

Stalker

A hot, sexy beast who everyone loves.

That guys is such a Stalker.

by Stalker October 14, 2004