Reverse squirrel 

When a chick is on top screwing a guy backwards while playing with his nuts. If applicable gets the nuts in her mouth.

Hey man I pick up a chick last night. She used to be an acrobat and she fucked me reverse squirrel. My nuts have never had so much attention.

Reverse squirrel by Tinker Pedder April 22, 2017

scammin on my squirrel 

To scam on someone's squirrel is to intrude upon someones budding relationship with their crush. It is generally thought to be socially unacceptable to hit on a friends crush.

Yo! Forrest! Don't be scammin on my squirrel, bro!

scammin on my squirrel by Junior_88 July 19, 2010

blind squirrel 

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"

That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.

blind squirrel by retsehcmai January 21, 2009

Zippy the Squirrel 

A squirrel that made national headlines in early 2008, after attacking Mike Huckabee during a campaign speech in Clemson, SC. Mr. Huckabee had admitted to consuming squirrels previously, but revenge was not the apparent motive for the assault. The squirrel leapt from the rafters after scurrying amongst the light fixtures, laning on Huckabee's neck and scratching and biting him there and on his face and ears. Huckabee's comments about state's rights and the flying of the Confederate Battle Flag seemed to incite the rodent to attack. Zippy was subsequently subdued by Chuck Norris. Huckabee's wounds were trivial. DNC chair Howard Dean denied that Zippy was a Democratic Party operative, but did say that squirrels are keen survivors, and that Mike Huckabee is one of the biggest nuts out there.

Zippy the Squirrel did his part to derail Mike Huckabee's Presidential campaign in 2008. His present whereabouts are unknown.

Zippy the Squirrel by Blenderhead91 September 5, 2010

flying squirrel 

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"

flying squirrel by Mugatu-san October 8, 2004

ghetto squirrel 

While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.

(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."

ghetto squirrel by adrianavoz January 12, 2009

Red Squirrel

An endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
It has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel's size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.

Look around, red squirrel's aren't there.

Red Squirrel by Will Nicholls Photography January 4, 2009