poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

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scoops

Mormons and LDS missionaries.

Because God scooped out part of their brains when he made them. "Look at those scoops with their white shirts and mountain bikes."

by hallusmwood April 16, 2008

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Scoopula

A really annoying girl on twitter who just talks to her friends. She never has something important to say.

Ms. Scoopula, would you please shut up?!

by LeanyJ January 28, 2011

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scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.

She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

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To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.

My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!

by Googles December 1, 2004

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