Spooner

A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.

Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.

by JoeyJoeJo May 30, 2015

Honey Spoon

Honey Spoon is honey on a spoon eaten for a quick pick-me-up snack....But it really should be good honey, preferably raw, organic stuff. Pasteurized bear-bottle bunk is not happy-making and does not have the medicinality of a good Honey Spoon.

I don't really have time for breakfast, but a little honey spoon is just the ticket.

Want some honey on toast? Hell naw, I'll just have honey spoon.

by Ho Spo August 24, 2009

Mid-air spoon

1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.

Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"

by Robert Sudak November 10, 2008

killed a spoon

To kill a spoon is to make sexual noises while watching hannah montanna with a spoon in hand. You will see it will make you want to kill yourself with the spoon. :)

Fred: OH EM GEE, My friend agatha just killed herself with a spoon watching hannah montanna

Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!

by Lilexx March 1, 2009

love spoon

A spoon used in the caressing and penetration of one's sexually oriented locations.

Shaun cupped his nutsack with the love spoon.

by rattylove May 23, 2005

spoon

An asshole.

Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.

Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.

by UL Honors Student March 30, 2005

Spoon's revenge

Revenge for harassment, preferably to name calling.

I installed linux on your work computer because you called me spoon. Spoon's revenge!

by Spoon July 16, 2004