To kill a spoon is to make sexual noises while watching hannah montanna with a spoon in hand. You will see it will make you want to kill yourself with the spoon. :)
Fred: OH EM GEE, My friend agatha just killed herself with a spoon watching hannah montanna
Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!
Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!
by Lilexx October 25, 2008
A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.
by bob shmoffendoodle March 26, 2011
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016