SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants

An abnormal fetish based around Nickelodeons Spongebob square pants. Often times the desire for spongebob is undeniable and the person must go to the bathroom in order to let the...urge leave there body. Often have wet dreams involving large underwater Pineapples. The person will also be aroused by words such as Krusty Krab, sponge, bikini bottom, and Krabby Patty.

Spongebob square pants comes on TV
Senor Todo: "What are you doing leslie?"
Leslie runs to the other room
Senor Todo: "God lesie your such a SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants"

by Bartholopube June 24, 2009

Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

Bubba the Love Sponge

An underemployed or unemployed man who refuses to help his partner with the expenses. The Love Sponge thinks that he should get half of everything that he hasn't earned. While his wife works 2 jobs. Soon the love is gone and all you have left is the Bubba Sponge

Bubba the Love Sponge only works about 3 hours per week, while his girl works all week and then works the weekend too.

by Zen Lunatic October 22, 2008

sponch

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

by Ben Bookworm December 11, 2006

Spongbob

A very kewl spong that lives under sea and cock Crabby paties for mr.crab

he also enjoys Hunting Jellyfish and Singing the fun song
Also knows as the Gangsta yellow spong

That kids Trying to be spongbob

by Arosh January 15, 2005

spongy

the guy who has to sponge up the spilled bongwater. Which is usally the guys who spilled it

yo, spongy, clean up that shit. Now my whole house smells like bongwater.

by spun-g March 24, 2004