Spongebob Squarepants

A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.

I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.

by Tam Datson May 7, 2003

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

spoignant

Adj - Describes anything and everything, good and bad.

Oh no, gross, that's a little spoignant.
Wow! It's so amazing, and spoignant.

by BD64 February 20, 2017

fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

SPAing

Working in the Spa of a Nuclear Power Plant. Tedious boring time.

What are you doing at work? SPAing

by roadtech September 8, 2011

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickelodeon that is about a under sea spong with his friend Patrick Star

Spongebob Squarepants has adult jokes hidden and planted everywhere

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015