When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
Get the Lap springer mug.The act of doing a burnout in a car with an open differential, where only one of the drive wheels will spin, due to the inherent design of an open differential centre. Also known as a single legger.
The single spinner is common amongst young hoon drivers out in the working class west/south western suburbs of Sydney with cheap cars, mostly small japanese front wheel drive's like Pulsar's and Corolla's, and larger rear wheel drive local base model sedans. High performance sedans (SS Commodore (LS1 V8) and the XR6 Turbo Falcon for example) run a LSD diff centre, thereby allowing a proper burnout.
Vehicles with a limited slip differential will spin both drive wheels most of the time unless the limited slip clutches are worn, most likely from too many burnouts.
Vehicles with a locked differential will ALWAYS spin both drive wheels due to both left and right axles being physically locked together in the diff centre. A car with a locked differential is very dangerous and difficult to drive on the street. Locked differentials can be anything from a welded up open diff centre or a proper full spool centre.
The single spinner is common amongst young hoon drivers out in the working class west/south western suburbs of Sydney with cheap cars, mostly small japanese front wheel drive's like Pulsar's and Corolla's, and larger rear wheel drive local base model sedans. High performance sedans (SS Commodore (LS1 V8) and the XR6 Turbo Falcon for example) run a LSD diff centre, thereby allowing a proper burnout.
Vehicles with a limited slip differential will spin both drive wheels most of the time unless the limited slip clutches are worn, most likely from too many burnouts.
Vehicles with a locked differential will ALWAYS spin both drive wheels due to both left and right axles being physically locked together in the diff centre. A car with a locked differential is very dangerous and difficult to drive on the street. Locked differentials can be anything from a welded up open diff centre or a proper full spool centre.
Look at that knob over there in the Commodore hanging a single spinner out of McDonalds, yeah he just had his bonnet popped earlier in the carpark showing off his blue painted engine cover and gold plated battery terminals with voltmeter.
by fazeoner December 5, 2012
Get the single spinner mug.the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.
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2. Extinct, like the dinosaurs. And the Dab. And the Whip and Nae Nae. And covfefe. And the Floor Is Lava.
2. Extinct, like the dinosaurs. And the Dab. And the Whip and Nae Nae. And covfefe. And the Floor Is Lava.
Jack: Got a new fidget spinner bro, check it! Wanna play the Floor Is Lava?
Alan: WHY??
Evie (me): And this is an example of a dead meme. See Dat Boi.
You: *claps*
Me: Now... I'M ON A QUEST TO FIND A RARE PEPE!!!
You: Random doesn't equal funny!
Me: IT'S NOT RARE IF IT'S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!
REEEEEEEEEE!
Alan: WHY??
Evie (me): And this is an example of a dead meme. See Dat Boi.
You: *claps*
Me: Now... I'M ON A QUEST TO FIND A RARE PEPE!!!
You: Random doesn't equal funny!
Me: IT'S NOT RARE IF IT'S ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE!
REEEEEEEEEE!
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