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Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.
Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!
by JohnnyApocalypse August 31, 2014
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spaghetti spaganiel

a name for someone named Nathan who loves spaghetti. (warning don't call him this unless your feeling risky)
spaghetti spaganiel rhymes with banana maniel
by asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz April 19, 2017
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secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019
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Spaghetti Warehouse

The act of shooting uncooked spaghetti down a urethra hole and sucking it out when the heat of your cock cooks it.
''Bruh I just gave James a Spaghetti Warehouse, lets fucking go''
by NotBalor June 21, 2020
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Spaghetti Monster

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster
by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023
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old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.
"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"
by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012
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