Dangerous Doggyballs

When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.

Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?

Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.

Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!

by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 08, 2022

Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Sus Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids.

Knockout: That bloke only works here to be around children!

Chen: Yeah he’s such a Sus Pat!

by Connormacdaddy December 08, 2022

Buckshot

When a man nuts after just one back shot due to the girl having a phaty.

Brad Slug: How was last night? That chick had a mad phaty.
Ethan Jack: Not good! I did a buckshot.

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Dragracer

Australian slang for creep and or pedo

Judd: How was your date with Brad?

Lacey May: Horrible ! He was such a Dragracer

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021