Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.

Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Cheeky Henderson

The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.

Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.

by Connormacdaddy June 16, 2021

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen the next time you do

Nicholas Wig: I’m going strong in no nut November, I’m feeling good.
Tony Horse: Good on you mate, I tapped out on day two.

Nicholas Wig: Yeah I’m gonna Bogo Blast once this is over, it’s gonna be a mess.

by Connormacdaddy November 18, 2022

Buckshot

When a man nuts after just one back shot due to the girl having a phaty.

Brad Slug: How was last night? That chick had a mad phaty.
Ethan Jack: Not good! I did a buckshot.

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Antphobic

When you are fearful of having sex with someone because their breasts are so big that you are genuinely concerned you could suffocate under them.

Luke SYA: How was last night with Meatball?
Antman: Turned her down, was genuinely concerned about the size of her knockers.

Luke SYA: I didn’t know you were Antphobic.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022