16 definitions by Connormacdaddy

Dangerous Doggyballs

When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.

Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?

Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.

Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!

by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022

Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Cheeky Henderson

The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.

Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.

by Connormacdaddy June 17, 2021

Eddie Spaghetti

When you pick a girl up, take her to the local car park, start hooking up, but then can’t get hard.

Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.

Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!

by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021

Sus Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids.

Knockout: That bloke only works here to be around children!

Chen: Yeah he’s such a Sus Pat!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen.

Antman: How did it go with John last night?

Nikita: Horrible, I nearly drown, he gave me a Bogo Blast.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022