Definitions by Connormacdaddy

Sus Pat 

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids.

Knockout: That bloke only works here to be around children!

Chen: Yeah he’s such a Sus Pat!

Sus Pat by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Sammy Sprinkler 

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

Sammy Sprinkler by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Dangerous Doggyballs 

When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.

Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?

Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.

Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!

Dangerous Doggyballs by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022

Bogo Blast 

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen the next time you do

Nicholas Wig: I’m going strong in no nut November, I’m feeling good.
Tony Horse: Good on you mate, I tapped out on day two.

Nicholas Wig: Yeah I’m gonna Bogo Blast once this is over, it’s gonna be a mess.

Bogo Blast by Connormacdaddy November 18, 2022

Antphobic 

When you are fearful of having sex with someone because their breasts are so big that you are genuinely concerned you could suffocate under them.

Luke SYA: How was last night with Meatball?
Antman: Turned her down, was genuinely concerned about the size of her knockers.

Luke SYA: I didn’t know you were Antphobic.

Antphobic by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Pedo Pat 

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

Pedo Pat by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Desperate Janz 

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

Desperate Janz by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022