Social Media Cocky 

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.

Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.

Social Media Cocky by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013

Social Tofu 

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.

Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.

Social Tofu by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013

Social class illusion 

When people are able to live the life of people in a certain social class that they them selves do not necessarily fit into .

Guy 1: Look at Bill, he's rich, he lives in the suburbs, has 2 cars, goes to private school, and vacations on the beach.

Guy 2: I've known Bill since he was 5. He used to live in an apartment until he was 7, when he moved to the suburbs he bought the smallest house that he could barely afford. He couldn't even afford cable tv or a DVD player as a kid. The cars he has are both Hondas which are about 8 years old. His family takes one vacation a year, they have 5 people in their house and he goes to private school and a shit amount of financial aid. He's living a complete social class illusion. He's middle class.

Social class illusion by moconahhh July 9, 2013

Social Media Syndrome (SMS)

The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.

Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!

Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).

Social Media Syndrome (SMS) by shiverjc October 6, 2013

social mastercard 

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

social mastercard by Tori133 October 19, 2013

social media that shit 

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...

That pic is sweet, social media that shit!

social media that shit by EasyD803 December 22, 2013

social butterflailing 

the act or acts of desperation one performs when struggling to hold on to the belief that they have an active social life

Xander wasn't invited to any parties for new years, so he began social butterflailing at all of his friends via facebook at the last minute.

social butterflailing by fao December 31, 2013