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the dotted snapple snack 

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.
i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.
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monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.
I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.
monkey snack by cronix April 29, 2004
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rescue snack

a snack usualy kept in a purse when hungry and your broke.
jill "im hungry and broke..."

bill "i've got rescue snacks!"

jill "hey! gimmie my purse back!"
rescue snack by Omgitzsky May 7, 2009

Wet Snack 

When you throw up in your throat/mouth and get to enjoy lunch a second time. You then swallow it and pretend like nothing happened. It is often times induced from a shot.
Wet Snack: A chunk of food that comes up for a second swallow.
Wet Snack by JayAvon February 28, 2011

goodbye snack 

the last unhealthy snack you eat before you try to be healthy again
"Let's go get ice cream tonight as a goodbye snack before Monday."

moist in the snack cake

When a sexy hipster appears at a party, or a delectable scene kid walks by.. this is the aftermath, of every hipster/scene girls vaginas.
"Hot bricks of Jesus, he makes me moist in the snack cake"

"Look at all these hipsters! mhmm im moist in the snack cake"

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don't you come over to my crib after school, and I'll make your pinky aaaall stinky." - Strangers With Candy

Scooby snack 

A variation of the rusty trombone in which the man receiving the rusty trombone takes a dump in the mouth of his partner as they are licking his anal hole.
Man, your Mum was gobbling up Scooby snacks last night!