Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

by Mouth Smacker September 20, 2006

smack dabbin

a : on target, something central or crucial b : a shot that hits the bull's-eye; broadly : something that precisely attains a desired end; as in "smack dab in the middle"

Daunte was smack dabbin last night with his throws.

by Klimo May 9, 2006

smack

to spit game at a joint or to hit on a girl. to flirt with a girl and try and get her number

Man, she looking vicious go smack

by kING bREEZY October 13, 2008

Smack Cam

To smack one in the face while recording. Using whip cream is not necessary but makes it better.

"I'll give you a dollar if you smack cam one of your brothers."

by BallIsLife57;) April 5, 2015

cunt smack

An insult only to be used in extreme situations.

"What the fuck did you hit me for you cunt smack!"

"Hell no, the cunt smack wouldn't even suck my dick!"

by Joe "The Curse" Washburn October 24, 2006

Sfuck

Meaning Stupid Fuck.

Person #1: What's a Tomato?
Person #2: Lol
Person #2: You Sfuck!

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

skuck

ridiculous unwarranted luck that only the most aloof doofus could attain.

Skersbotka just tripped over his own feet and his face landed in the snatch of a perfect 10 model, that is such skuck

by Skersbotka August 4, 2007