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Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
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Flint-smash

When you smash a persons forehead or baldspot with such precision that it doesn't hurt, but gives away a loud smash-sound. The word derives from the swedish language.
*schudysch* Woah, that was a nice flint-smash.
by Opi December 1, 2004
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Smash For the Cash

chick: damn i cant make rent this month
dude: girl you gotta smash for the cash
by cjtherriault August 20, 2008
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Pinky Smash

A game played with a group of friends and a Water bottle
1. get friends
2. Fill a flat bottomed water bottle about 1/4th they way up
3. in a circle, each friend takes the bottle by the lid and flips it; if it doesn't land upright, it goes to the next person
4 if it does land upright, the next person must also do the same.
5. if the bottle lands upright and the next person fails to do so, the frist person gets to drop the bottle (cap down), on his pink form about 2-3 inches up
6. repeat this process (the game can build up comobs, say for example 3 people land it in a row, the person who missed gets their pinky smashed 3 times
Mike: Why is your pinky so swollen?
Chad: i was playing Pinky Smash
by Brioman333 September 20, 2012
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smash subscribe

The words of lord pewdiepie calling upon his army of 9 year olds to smash subscribe in order to defeat T-seires and remain number one.
Pewdiepie: my fellow nine year olds, SMASH SUBSCRIBE! Tell me what are you going ro do?

Nine year old: SMASH SUBSCRIBE
by I'm-a-ChicKEn November 6, 2018
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Monster Smash

"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
by Sush God October 11, 2016
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Head Smash

When you put your head into the vagina. Sometimes done with snorkels on to help breathing. This is a highly dangerous technique often resulting in suffocation.
by Dictionary Wiz May 12, 2014
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