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San Francisco Slip n Slide 

1. Human or, in lesser instances, animal feces found carelessly deposited on a sidewalk, parking lot, or other place where people commonly walk, originating in the notorious behavor by the homeless of San Francisco, California.
2. The act of inadvertently stepping into feces under such conditions.
“Yesterday while walking downtown, I ruined a brand new pair of shoes. I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally stepped into a San Francisco Slip n Slide.”
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Rhode Island Slide 

To roll through a stop sign, or intersection without coming to a complete stop.
Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...
Rhode Island Slide by 99dakota October 19, 2018

Louisiana slip and slide 

Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.
That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .

shaft n slide 

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
shaft n slide by Ahent June 3, 2019

Texas Slip-and-Slide 

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause
lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!

Bloody bud slide 

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".

Alabama Slip and Slide 

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs
"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"
Alabama Slip and Slide by _wario_ January 20, 2020