saggy titty theory

The saggy titty theory Is the correlation between a females (or male if ur into fat fucks) saggy breasts and horrible blow jobs. Nothing ruins a blowjob more than looking down and seeing her tits touch the floor because the are saggy.

The saggy titty theory is so true! My dick went limp as soon as i saw those nasty repulsive saggy tits!

by black dick whisperer December 21, 2017

Sgagging

1. To walk into a public area not giving a fuck and fire a blunt up without regard to any authority figures.

2. Walking into the mall and ask every bitch you see if they wanna fuck your brains out right there and then

1.Hey you want to go sgagging hell yea man i really think bitches would straight fuck out brains out

2. (person Number 1) Wasnt it awesome when we went sgagging tonight
(person number 2) Hell yea we just dont give a fuck

by Chris28690 February 28, 2009

saggy shorts

when you take a large shit on a girls freshly shaved pussy and then proceed to put her underwear on over your steaming load. the woman now stands up and you can see her "shorts" sag. it is now costumary to kick the woman repeatedly in the crotch to try and induce any bleeding or extra secretion of fluid

damn i been havin dis reel runny shit so i decide to geeve me bitch da saggy shorts. her crotch bleed and me get very happy

by t-rokd June 7, 2009

Nathaniel Allen Paul Scaggs

A stereotypical beta cuck with an addiction to dating and fucking ugly or mid girls

bro Nathaniel Allen Paul Scaggs is such a cuck

by ThannyAOppFr July 14, 2022

wonk saggin

1. when the balls on a man sag down

Yo my wonk saggin down to me knees!!!

by franke April 3, 2006

saggy tore ass

1. a vulgar pun of "Saggitarius"

Jon was born on December 6th, he's a Saggy Tore Ass.

by nihilistdom October 22, 2009

slaggage

A combination of the words ‘slag’ and ‘baggage’.

1. A disparaging description of a bitchy girlfriend who is giving her boyfriend constant shit over an extended period of time.
2. A genderless description of a difficult or obstinate individual that is impeding another's advancement.

Imran - No room for excess slaggage on this flight, bitch! Welcome to dumpsville - population: you!

by richiebabe24 October 18, 2008