The Shocker

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.

Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"

Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"

by the storm drains May 3, 2008

shack job

Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.

Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."

by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008

shacktown

regional term for s neighborhood in the metro detroit city of westland. this neighborhood is 1 and a half miles by a half mile making up most of zip code 48185, and consists almost entirely of duplexes. it is often referred to as "the white ghetto" as it is is made up of mostly caucasians. it has an abnormally high concentration of convicted sex offenders.

"i live in shacktown, where the slitches and crackeads are everywhere."

by smokycracka November 14, 2007

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

shack up

1. To move in to shared acommodation with someone, generally of the opposite sex for purposes of sexual intercourse.

I'm shacked up with a few sheilas.

by sasquatchian June 5, 2005

Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010

the shack

A location, usually a bedroom where a group of mates hang out. 'The Shack' is characterised by being a complete mess. A night at 'The Shack' generally consists of extensive drinking, smoking and chundering. 'The Shack' provides a relaxed environment for topics such as politics, racial issues and how awful Morrissey is to be discussed at length. Constant visitors of 'The Shack' are said to experience increasing shakiness and unsteadiness. Occasionally the shack's intoxicated host will rinse out some tunes on his flute, much to the members' applause.

dude1: whats happening tonight?
dude2: heading to the shack
dude1: ah! so we are in for a night of chundericious fun then!

by a patron of the shack January 11, 2008