Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.

When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024

shifting

Having "sex" in Minecraft. Comes from the action of pressing "shift" (keyboard for sneaking in Minecraft) repeatedly which makes your character squat/bend

"come on creative, they are shifting again"

by t00c00lforscho00l September 30, 2023

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023