Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.

Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Black Guy Club

A term used by white teenagers in the U.S. to denote a secret order of basketball, kool-aid, fried chicken, and stolen tv loving people. It is often abbreviated as SBGC

Person 1: Hey did you see Colin today?

Person 2: No i think he's at the Secret Black Guy Club meeting.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 27, 2012

secretate

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

Secret Annex

A bunch of pot smoking weird asses. They like to be dicks to girls and think it’s super cool to fuck eachother. Describing them in 3 words, easy! Gay, High, and ugly!!!

“Hey John! I love being in the secret annex with you! Let’s go take some fat bong rips!”

by Smallsnail11 July 2, 2018

Secret Seven

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.

I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.

by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019

Secret Weapon

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care

Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her

by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019

Secret Boyfriend

A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.

I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.

by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019