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Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009
Get the nowhere story mug.A 1984 movie about a kid named Bastian that, after being chased by bullies, runs into a book store and steals a book entitled "The Neverending Story". He becomes immersed in the book, and starts thinking and feeling the same things as the book's main character, Atreyu. In the book, a terrible swarm of 'nothingness' is taking over -- destroying the world and leaving a big empty space. Atreyu is sent to find a cure for this 'nothing' to save the Childlike Empress. In the end, however, it is only Bastian that can save the world inside The Neverending Story.
by Ari-Len September 4, 2005
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by korean keyboard warrior July 23, 2011
Get the Cool Story Bro mug.I opened the door to my bedroom to find my girlfriend in my bed. She had a naughty smirk on her face. All she was wearing was a tight leather mini skirt and a sexy, lacy bra. I walked over to the bed and started giggling. When my phone rung. I answered it and it was allie, a freaky type of girl. She was on speaker and my girl was giving me a look. I asked her if she wanted to come over. She knew what I meant. She got there in no less then 5 minutes.
She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
by Sosoririr January 29, 2019
Get the Sex Story mug.It was a nice summer morning, I was bored watching tv when the phone rang. opop"Hello? I said, "Hey, what's up" answered Chloe. My heart sank, I was confused since she was the beautifal popular girl everyone wanted. " nothing, just chillin" I said trying to be cool, turnin into an idiiot. "My parents are outa town, and I'm here in this house all alone, wanna hang out?" "YES" I answered immediatly, not even thinking how awkward it was. I was the idiot, classclown everyone either hated or loved, mainly hated. So I jumped on my bike after showering myself with cologne, as I was riding I realized she sounded a little shy and seductive like, but it only raised my testosterone, peddaling faster. When I got to the house she was sitting on her steps looking quiet and almost lusting me to arrive. When she saw me her face lit up like the fourth of July, I dropped my bike and jogged to the porch, she slipped her hands to my waist and raised them to my chest, "You look nice, and you feel great!." Um, what the hell? I thought, she is acting weird. She invited me inside and we sat on the couch for a while and watched tv messing around. Then after a while she layed her head on my chest and stared at me and I looked back. She moved closer, then started to kiss me, I returned the kiss, not sure what was happening, I was in the ninth grade for god sakes, I didn't think a junior would be interested in me. The rest of this sex story is rated R.
by Not Perfect January 6, 2014
Get the sex story mug.Ivy, a petite girl with huge tits, hands Emma, her sexy blonde friend a vibrator. She hesitates, but then hears the teachers footsteps and has no choice but to insert the cold metal into her pussy with a small gasp. Ivy slips it into her pussy, then turns it on. Both girls clench their thighs and moan under their breath as they feel their pussy become wet. The vibrator massages their clit and a few minutes into the class, they can’t hold back and erupt into loud moaning and shaking. The hot teacher walks over to their table, and bangs his hands on the desk, grabbing the remote and with an evil grin that only the girls can see & presses the highest setting. “FUCKKK!! AHHHH...FUCK-”
“You are staying with me! Class dismissed!” He shouts.
“I think you naughty girls deserve a punishment!” He rips Ivy’s bra off, cupping her huge boobs and pinching her nipple while she moans. “Mmm, yesss. Ahhh! M-more!” He bends Emma over the desk and spanks her while she rubs her friends clit, the vibrator still going. He slides his huge, erect cock into Emma’s tight pussy and fucks her, watching her tits bounce while Emma eats Ivy’s pussy. “AHH! Fuck me harder Sir! AHH MMM- ” He spanks Ivy, and whispers: “Dirty little sluts. Are you enjoying this?.” He cums into Emma’s throbbing pussy, sucks Ivy’s nipples, then inserts the vibrator into them again. “DO NOT take this out today. I’ll see you naughty girls after school.” The girls look at eachother, breathless and shaking. “Wow. This was amazing.”
“You are staying with me! Class dismissed!” He shouts.
“I think you naughty girls deserve a punishment!” He rips Ivy’s bra off, cupping her huge boobs and pinching her nipple while she moans. “Mmm, yesss. Ahhh! M-more!” He bends Emma over the desk and spanks her while she rubs her friends clit, the vibrator still going. He slides his huge, erect cock into Emma’s tight pussy and fucks her, watching her tits bounce while Emma eats Ivy’s pussy. “AHH! Fuck me harder Sir! AHH MMM- ” He spanks Ivy, and whispers: “Dirty little sluts. Are you enjoying this?.” He cums into Emma’s throbbing pussy, sucks Ivy’s nipples, then inserts the vibrator into them again. “DO NOT take this out today. I’ll see you naughty girls after school.” The girls look at eachother, breathless and shaking. “Wow. This was amazing.”
by oisis September 22, 2022
Get the sex story mug.when someone tells a story of no relevance to the topic that people are discussing. they are short, dumb stories that have no point whatsoever. these stories usually take a long time to finish telling becuase other people in the conversation interupt in hopes of changing the topic becuse they know the story is going to be pointless.
"my step brother has hair."
"one time i fell off a swing and broke my arm."
"today i woke up and felt ugly."
"no one wants to hear this story, its a chelsea story."
"one time i fell off a swing and broke my arm."
"today i woke up and felt ugly."
"no one wants to hear this story, its a chelsea story."
by mjolnirfork August 13, 2006
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