self imporcunt

when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else

Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)

A phrase to cover the act of female self masterbation whether internal or external.

Rachel says (02:27): I was masterbating
GlassyDarren says (02:27): Girls call it masturbating? I thought that was a boy word
Rachel says (02:28): Ok then I was performing the act of self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)
GlassyDarren says (02:28): Ah much better
Rachel says (02:31): Yeah I am now thank you ;)

by Natreeba March 27, 2008

self sexualize

the act of sex where no partner is present. or if one is present, gratifying yourself with out physical aid from the partner.

I was bored and lonely last night so I chose to self sexualize for an hour till I fell asleep.

by moco's capt-skeet June 10, 2009

self-hating jew

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.

Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"

by Spliffsmoker September 5, 2011

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

Self-call

When one says something in a bragging manner, and realizes that he is bragging, he may 'call' himself out on this brag, by adding the expression, "self-call" to the end of his statement. It can also be used to call someone else out in their bragging.

I am the best basketball player in the room, self-call!

"A" says, "I'm a great cook."
"B" replies, "Nice self-call"

by Yankbt October 24, 2007

Self-Harm

A form of hurting yourself when very sad/depressed

"please don't do self-harm it's not good for you"

by a.no.one October 15, 2018