glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.

Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub

by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

hand rubbing man

hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.

son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!

by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020

catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys

"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019

Highland Ear rub

The sexual fetish act of rubbing your partners earlobe.

My girl loves the Highland ear rub.

by ModernDon March 29, 2010

Memphis Dry Rub

When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.

" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"

by Sabres 1981 August 29, 2007

jamaican dry rub

When a dreadlocked jamaican takes some sand and jerks you off with it and then toaster

yo bro you going to the game tonight
nah b i need to get my jamaican dry rub
oh shit .... toaster

by domhxc September 11, 2010

Vix Vapour Rub

Something you can rub on your chest or a girl on myspace that changes her myspace a lot and doesn't find it funny when you write Vix on your chest and say LOL at it. :|

"I got a cold lark, give us some vix vapour rub babes!"

"rrr ai that Vix Vapour Rub is changing her myspace again!"

by VixVapourRubLark July 27, 2007