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Glesga Steam Roller

One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.
Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.
by anthonymcg1803 December 29, 2020
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Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021
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riding my rollercoaster

HOP DA FUCK OFF MY WOOD BRUH
tell yo bitch to stop riding my rollercoaster
by zombofromdaJ February 4, 2021
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ethiopian mound roller

To build a hill where lions can't reach starving children
Billy: what is he doing?

Marvin: he's an Ethiopian mound roller. He saves the children.
by Thefryinhawaiin September 10, 2021
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Master sock n roller

The one and only who’s mastered the plastering of the intersection of socks and rocks to the walls halls and vestibules of the world!

Their name also rhymes with dictionary
The master sock n roller really knows how to bring a room together
by Dis fool April 1, 2022
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velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 8, 2023
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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
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