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Retardationalism

People who follow the retard ideologies. Retardationalism is usually used by midlife crisis, high school students, and ADDs to gain attention in class. Retardationalism is lead by Hillary Clinton. R-tards are the people who follows the concept of Retardationalism.
I will purposely fail my test today because I follow the concept of Retardationalism.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.
guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."
by naanaalovessangriaaa February 11, 2010
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get retarded

To be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.
I got a sack of good weed, lets get retarded.
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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by iqbal February 21, 2007
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Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.
- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007
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retarded faggot

A guy named SDP-_- on PlayStation. The very best around
"Man, he's such a retarded faggot."
by My awhile is gay a f November 30, 2017
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