rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots by precipitation August 25, 2023

Super Random

Term used by girls who desire to feel as though they are unique, special, and behave in an erratic and unpredictable manner. Though they often feel as though their perceived "uniqueness" makes them desirable, it is most likely a sign that they are similar to most other females and simply pay more attention to their own behaviors, instead of the social circles they surround themselves with who act similarly.

"you probably don't know any girls like me, I'm super random. Woooooo!"

Super Random by Humanimalien11 August 24, 2012

Quiet Random 

Someone who is random, but picks and chooses his/her moments.

John: "I love how Caitlin is super random..."

Emily: "It's cause she's a Quiet Random...she picks and chooses when she wants to be random."

Quiet Random by arejayson June 9, 2011

Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff 

Just type of useless advice by Urban Dictionary while trying to make you buy mug. Actually means you can put everything in the mug, except of stuff that is not hot, not cold and not random.

I bought Urban Dictionary mug and they told me to use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Isn't that pretty much everything?

Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

Vending Machine Random by Rob April 11, 2005

Chinese random 

A person of Chinese descent, who happens to be in a situation, although is not an essential part of it. Their presence isn't part of "the plan". The term is frequently used by university students, to describe their housemate constitution.
Possibly considered offensive.

Sarah: Who are you living with this year?
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...

Chinese random by NapalmStxToKids July 16, 2008

what the random 

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.

Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?

what the random by bokonon June 12, 2005