Putin

An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.

Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

Put on the Gravy

Put on the gravy

Nobody put on the gravy at the end of a song (Outro) like John Coltrane.

by AmigoNegro April 17, 2023

plutonium

Plutonium is like the ultimate superhero of the periodic table - it's got a glowing personality, it's always hot and it can literally blast off to start a party that you have never seen before ever! But be warned, it's not your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, it's more like the Hulk on steroids. One wrong move and you'll be hopping around like a kangaroo on fire. So, if you want to impress your friends with this explosive element, handle it with caution and always remember to keep a safe distance. Or you might end up with a party that's literally out of this world! Just remember, Plutonium is the only element that can turn your enemies into dust, and your hair into a bright shade of green, but it won't hesitate to do the same to you if you don't respect its power.

Dude X: "Plutonium is the key to becoming a superhero, bro! We'll be like the Avengers"

Dude Z: "Ah, Plutonium, with that I'd make a great superhero. I already have a cool name in mind: Pluto-Man!"

Dude X: "Pluto-Man? Well, Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. Maybe we should go look for a radioactive bug instead!"

Dude Z: "A radioactive bug? That sounds cool! Let's go for a bug hunt, but I'm still keeping my eye out for some radioactive spiders, just in case."

by adityaprasad502 April 20, 2023

putangalicious

À female who is putangalicious

has the véry best tasting vagina that it doesnt matter what her face looks like

I know Molly is "putangalicious” because I'm already in love after having just a 1 night stand with her.

by Slobbin on my knob April 29, 2023

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by omDM May 1, 2023

puting

- a chinese name meaning a graceful botanical living by a tributary, like a tall grass or flower swaying in the wind with resilience, at the place where small merges with vastness
- playfully surreal; exuberant and grounded in being; trim and structured with a softness
- iconic with a twist; change-maker and pace-setter; rebellion in service to the whole

- she is empathy, she is critical thinking, she is brave. she is research, she is the voice of someone too scared to speak up for themselves. and she is valid despite, and in the midst of, all the confusion and self doubt. she is puting.
- spending time with you was a sanctuary, a ritual, an honoring, a brightness! you are puting.

by voice of umami June 28, 2023